I ran into the Other Dog Owner again the other day. He gave me his email address. I won’t post it here, but let’s just say it’s some combination of the words “supamario,” “stalin,” and “dictatorman.” At Yahoo.

Also, he told me that I needed to train my dog better. And that it was inevitable that he would get parasites sometime soon. And that he COULD NOT BELIEVE this guy yelled at him when his dog just nipped the very EDGE of his jogging shorts!